HOLIDAY MATH, HONEY EDITION

My wife set a limit of how much we can spend on each other for Christmas. It's $9.99 on me and $999 on her.

Dad's Take

Set the budget together or expect to be the only one who sticks to it. Joint accounts work best when both signatures match.

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