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See-Food Diet

See-Food Diet

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

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Caffeine Coding

Caffeine Coding

Programmers: tools for converting caffeine into code.

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Balanced Delights

Balanced Delights

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

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Fitness Fuel-up

Fitness Fuel-up

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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Treadmill Time Warp

Treadmill Time Warp

I can't stand running on the treadmill for half an hour, only to look down and see it's been just 4 minutes.

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