SOUNDS LIKE A CRISIS

Scientists are concerned the legalization of marijuana may result in an entire nation of overly friendly and polite people.

Dad's Take

Beware any policy that promises to make everyone nicer — usually it just makes them quieter about the bill. Read the fine print before you celebrate the headline.

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