
THE REAL MEANING
The best thing about women is how they can tell you what you really meant to say.

The best thing about women is how they can tell you what you really meant to say.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after is the beginning of a new argument.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think…
No man has ever won a game of "Notice anything different about me?"
The sight of a woman's cleavage reduces a man's ability to think clearly by 50%... per boob!
My wife complains I don't listen… or something like that.