CAFFEINATED GLOOM

I just downed an energy drink and I'm still depressed, but now with a lot more enthusiasm.

Dad's Take

Caffeine doesn't fix a bad mood, it just makes you faster at it. Same with the second coffee on a Sunday morning when she's about to ask if you remembered the dry cleaning.

Energy Mood Caffeine Feelings

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