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Logic Eats Itself

LOGIC EATS ITSELF

All generalizations are wrong, including this one!

Dad's Take

Anyone who tells you they know exactly how women think is either lying or selling something. Listen more than you theorize and you'll be right about sixty percent of the time, which around here is a record.

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