SECOND OPINION REQUIRED

What's a good sign that you're going insane? I'm asking for an imaginary friend?

Dad's Take

If you find yourself negotiating with someone who isn't in the room, that's the room you need to leave. Go outside, sweep the patio, and let the real people in your life ask the next question.

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