HELMETS OPTIONAL, MATH ISN'T

There are drunk bikers, there are old bikers. But... there are no old, drunk bikers!

Dad's Take

Some habits keep working until they catastrophically don't. Knock one off the list every few years and you might make it to the porch.

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