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Sunday School Special

SUNDAY SCHOOL SPECIAL

Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.

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Pick a corny line, deliver it to the cashier, and walk out before they can recover. I'll be here all week, but the cereal aisle doesn't have a green room.

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