PROCEDURAL MARITAL COMBAT

My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting.

Dad's Take

The argument about whether you're arguing is the only one neither of you can win. Pour two waters, sit on the same side of the couch, and let the candle she lights when she's mad do its work.

Marriage Wife Fight Argument Relationship

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