
THE FIGHT THAT WASN'T
My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting.

My wife and I had a two-hour fight about whether or not we were fighting.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after is the beginning of a new argument.
When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime... I meant with me.
My wife complains I don't listen… or something like that.
My wife and I were happy for 25 years… and then we met.
I'm not arguing, I'm just telling you why you are wrong.