UNDERWATER PHILOSOPHY

Do fish get thirsty?

Dad's Take

Surrounded by something doesn't mean you're not running low on it. She's surrounded by your love and still appreciates being told — pour the glass anyway, every day.

Fish Water Philosophy Curiosity

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