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Hive Mystery

Hive Mystery

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbeeleavable.

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Spotted Leopard

Spotted Leopard

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

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Radioactive Feline

Radioactive Feline

I saw a radioactive cat. It's got eighteen halflives.

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Feathered Cover

Feathered Cover

Why do ducks have feathers on their tails? To cover their butt quacks.

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Fungal Space

Fungal Space

How much room should you give a fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible!

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Zombie Fish Facts

Zombie Fish Facts

During spawning, salmon stop eating and expend all their energy, causing their bodies to deteriorate and making them look like they’re 'rotting alive'

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