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Two Wheels One Chuckle

TWO WHEELS ONE CHUCKLE

What do you call a laughing motorcycle? Yamahahaha!!!

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Joy is a noise, not a vibe β€” if you can't hear it in your own house, you're filtering it out somewhere. Open the garage door, start the engine, and let the laugh out before it rusts.

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