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Time Tracking

Time Tracking

They used to time me with a stopwatch. Now, they use a calendar.

AgeTimeSelf-Deprecating+2
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Wrinkles in Time

Wrinkles in Time

Time may be a great healer but it’s also a lousy beautician.

WordplayTimeAppearance+2
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Invisible Red

Invisible Red

What is red, but invisible? No tomato.

ColorFoodAbsurd+2
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Nostalgia Misunderstanding

Nostalgia Misunderstanding

The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old.

NostalgiaIronyAge+2
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Calendar Fate

Calendar Fate

I'm afraid for the calendar! Its days are numbered.

WordplayTimeFear+1
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Timeless Watch

Timeless Watch

I haven't owned a watch for I don't know how long.

TimeIronyConfusion+1
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