THE ONE-WAY TRIP

What goes up and never comes down? Your age!

Dad's Take

Some numbers only move in one direction, and pretending otherwise is what fuels the cosmetics industry. Tell her she's beautiful at the age she actually is — the compliment lands harder when it isn't hedging.

Age Aging Birthday Time

SHARE THIS GROAN:

𝕏 SHARE FACEBOOK WHATSAPP

← PREVIOUS NEXT →

MORE JOKES LIKE THIS

Birthday Math Optional

How old would you feel if you didn’t know your age? Just a genuine question.

Age Aging Birthday+2

🙄0😂0

Cake Math

Don't worry about getting older... You're still younger than you'll be next year! Happy Birthday

Birthday Aging Age+1

🙄0😂0

Wheels Of Time

Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese.

Cheese Age Aging+2

🙄0😂0

Same Guy Slower Clock

They used to time me with a stopwatch. Now, they use a calendar.

Aging Slow Time+2

🙄0😂0

Winging It

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before.

Age Aging Old+2

🙄0😂0

Recliner Philosophy Hour

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Age Aging Wisdom+2

🙄0😂0

BROWSE THESE CATEGORIES

More Agejokes →More Agingjokes →More Birthdayjokes →More Timejokes →