HALF THE ALBUM

I grew up so poor we could only listen to Simon or Garfunkel.

Dad's Take

Limited options breed loyalty, which is why I still know every word of the same six albums and the same one woman. Variety is overrated when the original is still pulling the wagon.

Music Childhood

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