CITRUS GRAVITY LESSON

How do you make a lemon drop? Let it fall from the tree.

Dad's Take

My wife once dropped a hint so heavy it left a mark on the carpet. I picked it up six months late, polished it, and gave it back to her as a birthday gift. She let me live.

Fruit Gravity Kitchen Pun

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