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Hive Mystery

Hive Mystery

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbeeleavable.

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Martial Pork

Martial Pork

What should you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop!

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Spelling Contest

Spelling Contest

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? It's the spelling bee.

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Dairy Delinquency

Dairy Delinquency

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

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Gastropod Cuisine

Gastropod Cuisine

Why do some people eat snails? Because they don't like fast food.

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Timekeeping Insect

Timekeeping Insect

What kind of bug tells time? A clock Roach

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