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Math Major Energy

MATH MAJOR ENERGY

Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees.

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If you're moving in circles, congratulations, you're back where you started with extra mileage on the tires. Pull over, check the map she's been holding the whole time, and admit you're not above asking.

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