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Mean Average

Mean Average

My Math teacher called me average. How mean!

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Santa's Economy

Santa's Economy

How much Santa paid for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house.

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Shared Prime

Shared Prime

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.

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Population Insight

Population Insight

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make 75% of the world's population.

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Canine Silence

Canine Silence

I asked my dog what's two minus two, he said nothing.

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