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Numbers Get Spooky Too

NUMBERS GET SPOOKY TOO

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec

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Learn to back a trailer before you need to back a trailer. The boat ramp at 6am is not the classroom and the line behind you is not the study group.

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