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Science & Math

Atoms, gravity and numbers with attitude.

41 jokes

I think my neighbor is stalking me… I saw her googling my name through my telescope last night.

Suspicious Stargazing

Oct 11, 2026

If you say the word "GULLIBLE" really slowly, it sounds like lemons.

Slow Word Experiment

Oct 6, 2026

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Number on the Cake

Sep 26, 2026

The rotation of Earth really made my day.

Earth Gets a Compliment

Sep 20, 2026

Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?

Bug Math Class

Aug 26, 2026

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9.

Numeral Crime Report

Aug 22, 2026

Easy to remember, my password is the last 16 digits of the number Pi.

Irrational Password Policy

Aug 18, 2026

Iron Man is so confusing. Sure, he's a dude, but… He might as well be a Fe Male!

Periodic Table of Heroes

Aug 17, 2026

The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years. And you sit there… acting like everything is fine!

Cosmic Doomsday Drill

Aug 16, 2026

I heard you're good at algebra. Can you replace my X without asking Y?

Math Class Flashbacks

Jul 27, 2026

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!

Math Class Compliments

Jul 23, 2026

I love coffee. It's Red Bull for old people.

Mug Fueled Existence

Jul 17, 2026

Doing pretty good so far on my 1500 calorie a day diet! As long as I don't eat anything else today and tomorrow.

On Track, Technically

Jul 10, 2026

I'm afraid for the calendar! Its days are numbered.

Wall Decor in Peril

Jul 9, 2026

NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to aliens. They're calling it the Apollo-G.

Houston We Owe One

Jun 29, 2026

42% of statistics are made up!

Numbers Under Oath

Jun 13, 2026

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!

Caffeine Policy

Jun 12, 2026

Geology rocks but geography's where it's at.

Earth Science Smackdown

Jun 7, 2026

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.

Bad Math, Worse Crowd

Jun 1, 2026

Enter an 11-digit prime number to continue.

Password Hostage

May 21, 2026

I figured out how to make a million dollars on the stock market. Invest 2 million.

Foolproof Finance Strategy

May 17, 2026

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Gravity Always Wins

May 13, 2026

Scientists have developed artificial vocal cords, and let me tell you, the results speak for themselves.

Lab Coats, Loud Mouths

May 4, 2026

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

Poll Results Are In

Apr 28, 2026