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Monkey Diet

Monkey Diet

A new study found that human eat more bananas than Monkeys. It's true, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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Breakfast Devotion

Breakfast Devotion

If my body is a temple, then... eating pancakes is a form of prayer.

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See-Food Diet

See-Food Diet

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

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Invisible Red

Invisible Red

What is red, but invisible? No tomato.

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Lunge Forward

Lunge Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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