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Outgrow Them Early

OUTGROW THEM EARLY

By age 35 you should hate the last three albums by your favorite band.

Dad's Take

Your taste should keep moving even when you don't want it to. The day you stop being curious is the day the younger guy starts eating your lunch.

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