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Studio Owes Me Royalties

STUDIO OWES ME ROYALTIES

I hate when I'm singing along to the Beastie Boys and they mess up the lyrics.

Dad's Take

Your kids are gonna learn the wrong words anyway. Sing loud, sing confident, and let them grow up correcting you at red lights. That's a tradition.

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