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Heavy Metal

Heavy Metal

What music do you like? I'm a huge metal fan!

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Musical Payment Plan

Musical Payment Plan

How would a drummer be paid if he started selling pillows? Per cushion.

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Band Posters

Band Posters

I used to be in a band. We were called Lost Dog. You probably saw our posters.

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Too Loud or Too Old?

Too Loud or Too Old?

If you think the music is too loud, you're too old!!

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Nukulele

Nukulele

What's an atomic bomb called in Hawaii? A "nukulele"!

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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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