BEST DECISION OR HOSTAGE SITUATION

People say having kids is the best thing in the world, but you only ever hear that from the victims.

Dad's Take

Parenthood is a long con your friends pull on you with smiling photos. The kid's worth it anyway. Just don't trust the recruiter.

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Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your children.

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Please go play with your brother. That's basically why we had him.

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There's nothing I've learned from being a father that I couldn't just as easily have figured out from setting all my money on fire.

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75% of time with your kids is gone by age 12. 90% by age 18. Be present and cherish these years... They go fast.

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Treat your kids well! They'll be the ones picking your nursing home.

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Your kid may be a genius, but you’re still a dummy.

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