ANNUAL WOOL HARVEST

How do you milk sheep? Release a new iPhone and charge $1,000 for it.

Dad's Take

Loyalty has a shelf life shorter than milk these days. Don't sneer at the suckers. You've stood in that same line wearing the same logo and you know it.

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