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Sense Shortage

Sense Shortage

Breaking news: there's a global coin shortage! We're all running low on common "cents"!

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Onion Wallet

Onion Wallet

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

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Lunge Forward

Lunge Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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Linux Upgrade

Linux Upgrade

The box said 'Windows 10 or better'. So, I installed Linux.

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Caffeine Coding

Caffeine Coding

Programmers: tools for converting caffeine into code.

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