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Loyal And Pretty Smart

LOYAL AND PRETTY SMART

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

Dad's Take

Quit measuring people on the one yardstick the world hands you. The smartest dog I ever owned couldn't open a jar. He still ran the household.

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