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Lunge Forward

Lunge Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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Shared Prime

Shared Prime

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.

AnimalsWordplayTechnology
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Phone Finding

Phone Finding

The only reason I have a home phone is so I can find my cell phone.

TechnologyFamilyAbsurd+1
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Pun Parenthood

Pun Parenthood

It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.

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Divine Parenting

Divine Parenting

My teenage son treats me like a god. He acts like I don't exist until he wants something.

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Agreement Strategy

Agreement Strategy

How is arguing with a woman like reading a software license agreement? In the end you ignore it all and click 'I agree'.

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