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Seeing the Code: Dad's New Perspective

Seeing the Code: Dad's New Perspective

Why did the Dad become a programmer? Because he wanted to C more!

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Lunge Forward

Lunge Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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Shared Prime

Shared Prime

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.

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Phone Finding

Phone Finding

The only reason I have a home phone is so I can find my cell phone.

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Pun Parenthood

Pun Parenthood

It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.

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