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The Quiet Houseguest

THE QUIET HOUSEGUEST

If you avoid conflict to keep the peace, you start a war inside yourself.

Dad's Take

Swallowing it doesn't dissolve it. It just moves the argument from the living room into your chest, where the rent is higher. Say the hard thing at the dinner table, not in your sleep.

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