WEALTH STRATEGY, CUSHION EDITION

To be in the 1%, you gotta do what the 99% don't... like hide the remote!

Dad's Take

The trick to peace at home isn't winning, it's controlling the remote and offering nobody an opinion they didn't ask for. Smile, nod, change the channel. They'll think it was their idea.

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