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Aging Gracefully

Aging Gracefully

Aging gracefully means you're slowly starting to look worse.

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Life's Recipe

Life's Recipe

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of Tequila.

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Self-Centered Toys

Self-Centered Toys

Russian dolls are so full of themselves.

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Knowledge Debate

Knowledge Debate

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

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Usefulness Perspective

Usefulness Perspective

Don't ever think you're completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

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