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Peeling Banana

Peeling Banana

The banana went to see the doctor because she was not peeling well.

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Temporal Preference

Temporal Preference

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.

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Falling Citrus

Falling Citrus

How do you make a lemon drop? Let it fall from the tree.

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Apple Logic

Apple Logic

How many apples grow on an apple tree? All of them. All apples grow on an apple tree.

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Grape Expectations

Grape Expectations

What did the grape do when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just gave a little wine.

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