BRAIN ON, HANDS OFF

I think, therefore I can't get anything done.

Dad's Take

Overthinking is just procrastination wearing a turtleneck. Do the dishes. The big questions sort themselves out under warm water more often than they do at the desk.

Thinking Procrastination Work

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