RECLINER DOCTRINE

If you enjoyed the time you wasted, then it wasn’t wasted time.

Dad's Take

Time you enjoyed isn't wasted, but time you billed by the hour and then forgot to invoice for absolutely is. Send the invoice on Friday like a grown-up.

Time Philosophy Work

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