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Boneless And Employed

BONELESS AND EMPLOYED

Jellyfish have thrived for 650 million years without a brain. This gives so many people hope.

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You don't have to be the sharpest tool in the shed to live a long, decent life. Just keep drifting, keep eating, and don't poke anything that stings. Half my heroes operate on instinct and a sandwich.

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