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Bars First Priorities Later

BARS FIRST PRIORITIES LATER

Lost hope. Still searching for Wi-Fi.

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Spent thirty years hunting the right answer for her and I'm still searching. Some signals were never meant to be found, just appreciated when they show up. Smile and nod till the bars come back.

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