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Confidence Tax

CONFIDENCE TAX

If you're aiming for FAILURE, just pretend you know EVERYTHING!!!

Dad's Take

Day you stop asking her opinion is the day the dog starts giving you side-eye. Ask anyway, even when you already know. Especially when you already know.

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