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Warning Role

Warning Role

It could be that your purpose is to serve as a warning for others.

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Heart and Brain

Heart and Brain

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

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Aviation Attempt

Aviation Attempt

I tried to write a joke about planes. But it never took off.

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Good Health

Good Health

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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Tired Retirement

Tired Retirement

I'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

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Simple Wisdom

Simple Wisdom

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then... don't say it!

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