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Motivational Garage Sale

MOTIVATIONAL GARAGE SALE

Nothing is impossible. The word itself says 'I'm possible.'

Dad's Take

Nothing is impossible with her except finding a thermostat setting you both agree on. Wear the sweater and concede the degree. Cheaper than the alternative.

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