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Correction Years

Correction Years

Husband: For the last 28 years, all you've done is find mistakes in anything I say. Wife: 29 years...

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Stock Market Crash

Stock Market Crash

A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money but your wife is still around.

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Marriage Expectations

Marriage Expectations

Women marry hoping he'll change... Men marry believing she won't... Both are wrong!!!

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The Gift of Giving (and Receiving More)

The Gift of Giving (and Receiving More)

My wife set a limit of how much we can spend on each other for Christmas. It's $100 on me and $500 on her.

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