HONEST VOWS

Would you have married me if I didn't inherit a fortune from my father? Honey, I would have married you no matter who left you a fortune.

Dad's Take

She didn't marry you for the paycheck and she didn't marry you for the abs. Figure out what she did marry you for and keep that part polished. The rest can rust.

Marriage Wife Money Love

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