PATIENCE DRILL

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Dad's Take

Longest silence in any marriage is the one between her asking a question and you realizing it wasn't rhetorical. Answer fast. Wrong is recoverable, slow is not.

Patience Silly

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