METER IS RUNNING

Are you a lawyer? Yes! How much do you charge? 100$ 4 questions. Isn't that awfully expensive? Yes! What is your fourth question?

Dad's Take

Never ask her three questions in a row when one will do. She's keeping the tab and you're paying the interest. Fourth question's always free and always a trap.

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