SIX STRINGS, NO ROOF

What do you call a musician whose girlfriend has dumped him? Homeless?

Dad's Take

House is hers, the dog is hers, and the good chair is hers when she's sitting in it. Yours is the toolbox and the side of the bed by the window. Don't get those mixed up.

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