TWO ACTS BEGIN LATE

Everyone has two lives, and the second starts when you realize you have just one...

Dad's Take

You get two marriages with the same woman if you're lucky — the one before you understood her and the one after. Most guys quit before the second one starts. Stay for the better book.

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