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Bumper Sticker Wisdom

BUMPER STICKER WISDOM

Understand, don't memorize! Principles not Formulas!

Dad's Take

Stop trying to figure her out and start trying to understand her. There's no formula, just the rule that if she sighs twice in one sentence you missed something. Ask what.

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