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No Erasers In Battle

NO ERASERS IN BATTLE

Why don’t samurai ever use pencils? Because they’d rather draw their swords.

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A wise man keeps the sharp tool sheathed and the soft tool handy. Most problems on a Tuesday don't need a sword, just a pencil and patience. Save the steel for the things that actually need cutting.

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