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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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Breakfast Commitment

Breakfast Commitment

Ham & Eggs, a day's work for a chicken and a lifetime commitment for a pig.

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Martial Pork

Martial Pork

What should you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop!

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Dairy Delinquency

Dairy Delinquency

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

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Rude Cow

Rude Cow

What do you call a cow with bad manners? Beef Jerky.

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Reptilian Representative

Reptilian Representative

What do you call a snake that works for the government? Civil Serpent!

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