FAST LANE IS RELATIVE

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle’s back? WOOHOO!!

Dad's Take

Hitching a ride on her energy when yours is gone is one of the quiet privileges of marriage. Don't pretend you got there on your own. Cheer for the turtle and ride along.

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