SEARCH PARTY OF ONE

Are you sure you lost your keys here? No, but the light’s better here!

Dad's Take

Folks keep looking for answers where the streetlight's nice and bright. The real ones are usually back where you dropped them, in a dark patch you don't want to revisit. Bring a flashlight and a long memory.

Keys Logic Lost

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