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Typo Pun

Typo Pun

A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says: I think I might be a Type-O.

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Weight Comparison

Weight Comparison

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other? A little lighter!

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Insignificant Elephant

Insignificant Elephant

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Irrelephant.

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Species Confusion

Species Confusion

Have you heard about the mad cow disease? Yeah I'm glad I am a pinguin?

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Fish Tank Steering

Fish Tank Steering

Two golden fishes are in a tank. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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Band Posters

Band Posters

I used to be in a band. We were called Lost Dog. You probably saw our posters.

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