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Fish Tank Steering

Fish Tank Steering

Two golden fishes are in a tank. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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Band Posters

Band Posters

I used to be in a band. We were called Lost Dog. You probably saw our posters.

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Right About Being Wrong

Right About Being Wrong

I'm never wrong! Once, I thought I was wrong, but it turned out I was right about being wrong!

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Invisible Red

Invisible Red

What is red, but invisible? No tomato.

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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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