BATHROOM CONSPIRACY

What's the number one cause of dry skin? Towels!

Dad's Take

Half the problems you swear at every morning are sitting right next to the thing you blame. Look at your own habits before you call the manufacturer. The fix is usually free and slightly embarrassing.

Bathroom Observation

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