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A couple is touring a house with a realtor... The house is great, but is the neighborhood quiet? Absolutely. There have been six murders and seven robberies and no one heard a thing.

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Quiet doesn't always mean safe β€” it can also mean nobody's paying attention. Show up early, ask the boring questions, and notice what your neighbors are pretending not to see. Awareness is a discount nobody advertises.

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