WRONG RED SUIT

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He accidentally sold his soul to Santa!

Dad's Take

Read the fine print before you sign anything that smells like a shortcut. Half of life's worst deals come from somebody skimming the contract on the way to the prize. Slow hands, sharp eyes.

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