PAVING THE WAY FOR LAUGHSA guy walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm. I'll have a pint, and one for the road!WordplayBarDrinksCars๐0eye rolls๐0LOLsSHARE THIS GROAN:๐ SHAREFACEBOOKWHATSAPPCOPY LINK
License LogicWhy do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?WordplayDrinksCars๐0๐0
Frog's FateWhat happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!AnimalsWordplayCrime+1๐0๐0
Cocktail PromiseWhat did the bartender say to his date? Alcohol you later?DrinksRelationshipsWordplay+1๐0๐0
Tireless PursuitDid you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars? The cops are tirelessly trying to catch him.WordplayCrimeCars+2๐0๐0
Driving BarberWhy do barbers make good drivers? They know a lot of short cuts.CarsWorkWordplay๐0๐0
Phantom's ProblemWhy did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.WordplayGhostsAddiction+2๐0๐0
