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A guy walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm. I'll have a pint, and one for the road!

Dad's Take

Carry your tools to the meeting, not just to the job site. The folks who bring something useful to every room get invited back to every room. The rest get a polite nod and a parking validation.

Bar Road Drinking Pun

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