Today’s big storyFriday, November 13, 2026Food Friday

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Pavement Patron. A guy walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm. I’ll have a pint, and one for the road!
A man arrives with a roll of tarmac.

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A guy walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm. I’ll have a pint, and one for the road!

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